Thursday, May 26, 2011

Uranium Ore on Amazon

No matter how much shopping you do on Amazon, you'll always find something new.  You can be the proud owner of radioactive uranium ore for $39.95. Product features include:
  • Radioactive Ore Sample
  • License Exempt - low radioactivity
  • Useful for testing geiger counters
  • Shipping compiles to NRC and postal regulations
  • Radioactive minerals are for educational and scientific use only.
As with any product, you want to be sure that you're getting quality, so be sure to check the reviews. This particular product rates fairly highly.

"The quality of this Uranium is on par with the stuff I was bying from the Libyans over at the mall parking lot, but at half the price! I just hope the seller does not run out..." -Kyle Von Bose

"Finally, someone had the gumption to package this stuff! As a busy single mom, I no longer have the time to prospect for uranium, let alone dig my own open pit mine. Also, handling that stuff makes my gums bleed and I cough up small pieces of lung. Nasty." -MN Ghosthunter

"DO NOT USE AS LUBRICANT!!!," -Laki Red


"Since buying this product from Amazon I am now invincible at croquet and can sing all of Andy Williams' songs (since 1974) at the same time. What's more, I'm able to change night into day with a small shake of my mandibles, and have just worked out how to make cheese on toast levitate" -Nitrous McBread

"My tomatoes and cucumbers have never had better yields! Best of all, its organic!! I mix a little with the compost every month and amend my garden every 2 months.
Funny, though, the deer and opossums have stopped browsing through the garden. I think the 4 foot tall Praying Mantis, and 18 inch wide garden spiders have done their job.
Now if I could only get the kids to STOP saddling the tomato horn worms and convice them their NOT beneficial insects" -Christopher Brown



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